What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:12

Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Wild card Boisson stuns Pegula - Roland Garros
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
So they tried
NZ nutritional biochemist takes her supplement breakthrough to the market - Stuff
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
How corporate America learnt not to mess with Texas - Financial Times
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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