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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Wild card Boisson stuns Pegula - Roland Garros

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

So they tried

NZ nutritional biochemist takes her supplement breakthrough to the market - Stuff

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

How corporate America learnt not to mess with Texas - Financial Times

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture